I love this crazy tragic, sometimes almost magic, awful, beautiful life!

Have you heard that song? I love it! Anyways, over the past probably year it has become so much easier to just post a pic on fb rather than blog. BUT as I was going through the hundreds of pictures we just moved over to a hard drive I realized that we live a lot of life! And way more goes into a trip or picture than just a few words in a fb status. And, let's face it- I'm probably never going to scrapbook like I want to, and journaling has not been happening so my blog is my best option to preseve memories :) And its an easy way to let my family (which has decided to spread out all over the stinkin' country this year boo!!) know what's going on in our little neck of the woods errr desert :)

SO i will try to post about the last 6 months or so of my life- but it will probably be slow going. SO here a some randoms from the last few weeks.


we had an FHE about faith and planted a seed to watch it grow


The girls and I went to IHOP for breakfast


Kerry and I went on a cruise with some fabulous friends!


Thanks to a super good friend, I realized the kids can fold their own laundry- best day of my life! ;)


The seed sprouted and actually grew!!


Someone finally bought a new car!


I made some bows (but it really wasn't the same without my sisters *sniff)


Zach made a candyland cake for the cub scout blue and gold banquet


a cute little someone really likes hiding lately

So hopefully I will post more regularly. There is still so much to catch up on!

Jingle's back!

I know I have some major catching up to do, but I just wanted to post my favorite thing that our elf on the shelf has done so far. The day before he built a marshmallow fort and had a marshmallow snowball fight with some marshmallow snowman that he made.


Well, Mom was not happy and all the kids knew that I was mad a Jingle for wasting an entire bag of marshmallows hee hee! So the next morning the kids came running into my room and said that they knew Jingle was sorry about the mess he made. I came into the kitchen to find this:



Sigh...can't be mad at that little guy for long lol
I'm going attempt to catch up on posting soon :)

Ding Dong Ditching

SO I know that posting about this is totally going to blow our cover- but it's just too hilarious not to post. First, let me preface by saying that b/c I live in a very spread out town- most of our friends (and even people we know) do not live within walking distance. The neighborhoods of my youth where you can run to ding dong ditch your friends or cute boys you liked are pretty much non-existant. I remember summers in Prescott with the Halterman's, running down the street to ding dong ditch the Crockett boys. And then waiting at the girls' window which overlooked the front door to see if they would ding dong ditch back- they did. (Sigh I also remember hide-and-go-seek-in-the-dark at Taylor Hicks, another neighborhood staple that my kids will probably never get to experience, but I digress.)
So when I came across this post- I knew I wanted to teach my kids, but I also knew that I had to be creative. SO I became the getaway driver and decided we would drive to a few places.

It's spring break this week and our original plan was to do it during the day. But we went and the first 3 houses we went to no one was home and let's face it: ding dong ditching is nooooo fun if there is no one home!

So tonight, when the kids' cousins came over to spend the night we decided to try again.

It went much better- and way funnier!
I'm pretty sure no one was home at the first house, cuz Zach was out in the yard for a long time. He actually rang twice and nothing. So, then we go to the next house and park a little ways away from the driveway. Jared is good friends with the guy who lives there so he decided to help Zach with this one. As soon as they get out of the car a dog barks like crazy and they both dive back in the car! Zach is yelling,

"Warewolf!"

And Jared is just shaking! It took a couple of minutes (maybe because I was laughing so hard) to convince them that there is no possible way the dog they heard was a warewolf, but once they calmed down Jared says,

"Mom, I'm not doing ding dong ditching! Ding dong ditching is way too scary!"

But Zach decided he was brave enough, so we parked away from the dog and tried again. Zach did pretty good- even hiding on the side of the house while the answered the door. Unfortunately, while he was gone I looked at the floor of the car and discovered that the spot they had dived back in the car was right on top of the pile of ding-dongs. So, I must apologize if your ding-dongs are alittle squished!
So then, we head to my nieces' house. They were so excited to do their own house! Talking all the way over there about how they were going to be sneaky and ask their parents about it tomorrow.


But once we got there, neither of them wanted to actually ding dong ditch! So, Zach volunteered again, and to my surprise, Jared decided he was brave enough to try again. So we park in a pretty good hiding spot ;) and I turn off the car. I got out of the car thinking this is a good spot to take pics. I hear running and snap a pic of Jared.


Then I wait a couple minutes till I hear more running and get ready to snap a pic of Zach, but I hear

"Stupid dog! Go away!"

and snap the pic just as Zach and Pepper (my SIL's dog) come running around the corner! It's tough to see in the pic, but Pepper is right behind him.


Well, I couldn't drive off cuz that dog would not have gone home. So I had to chase her till I caught her and bring her back up to the house and tell Andrea,

"Shhhh you didn't see us!"

It was pretty funny! Ahhhh the memories we make! The other couple stops were pretty uneventful, I'm pretty sure they weren't home. So when we got back to the house I let the kids eat the last box- they earned it!


Hopefully, they will remember their mom as a fun mom and have good memories of their childhood- they sure give me good memories! I love them so much:)

he gets it!

SO another car conversation. Zach asked if I had listened to Barrack Obama lately because he was supposed to write a letter to the president in school. Jared interrupted and said,

"Zach! don't write to Barrack Obama because he lied to us! He said everything would be free and it's not."

Zach said, "No, he just said college and health care would be free."

So I asked him where he heard that and he said that he watched him give a speech and say that. I'm not sure what he watched, but that's what he came away with. SO I asked him what he thought of it and he said,

"I think that it's a bad idea, beacause if health care is free then all the doctors and dentists and other workers will quit because they'll say 'this sucks we aren't getting any money!'"

So, if my 9-year-old gets it, how come the president doesn't?


p.s. after that we talked about how doctors and dentists go to a lot of school and it costs a lot, Zach asked how much and I said it depends, but around a couple hundred thousand. He says, "$200,000! That's not so much." I said, "what? that's a ton." He said, "you could win that in the lottery- you just need to buy a ticket!"
Why didn't I think of that? I'm calling Kerry and telling him to pick one up on his way home- our student loan worries are over!!

On the way to school

Some of our most interesting conversations happen on the way to school in the morning. We live about 15-20 minutes from school (depending if I stop at Maverick for a diet coke) so i decided to blog some, so I dont forget.
this morning we were listening to the radio and the kids were boppin along to some
song, and I hear Jared ask Hannah who her favorite singer is.

She says, "Well, I have alot. Taylor Swift, Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, Demi Lavato, Selena Gomez (we watch a lot of Disney Channel) and Lady Gaga."

That stopped me short. SO I ask how she knows who lady gaga is.

"O she sings poker face."

How does my kid know that song? We don't really listen to much lady G in our house- she's not exactly the role model I would choose for my 7-year-old. But wait it gets better- "Tick Tock" comes on the radio next and Hannah says,

"O I love this song, Mom who sings this."

I say, "Ke$ha." (although I didn't really say the dollar sign part hee hee)

Hannah says, "O yeah I love her- she sings 'your love is my drug'" What????

to which Jared replies, "Mom, what's a drug?"

So, we spend the next 5 or 6 minutes talking about the dangers of drugs. SO I guess I can thank Ke$ha for my kids weekly "just say no" discussion, but I am still trying to figure out where Hannah is hearing this music. If it comes on the radio (on the rare occasion our dial is not tuned to the country station) I usually change the channel. Fess up! Which one of you is corrupting my kid? hee hee

SO anyways, after that I decided we would all be better served listening to a cd of the Doodlebops- which coincidentally Hannah rocked just as hard to. And I'm pretty happy about that. I'm gonna do my best to keep her innocent for awhile longer ;)



p.s. joke of the day from Jared:
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker face!

Major blog update

Okay so I don't know what the deal is, and why I let the blog become less important, but I really am going to try to update it at least once a week. So read on- I have tried to update it with all we've done so far this year. I know it's not a ton, but we;re kinda boring!

Just cuz she's so adorable!

ok I know im a mom, but my baby is stinkin cute! And she loves to have herself videotaped and then watches it over and over again. You have to turn off my music at the bottom to hear, but she's super cute! just sayin'