funny kids

1. Hannah: "Mom all the boys in my class are stinky...except Ryan (big sigh and batting of eyelashes)."
2. Jared: "Mom, do you know what is in peas? pea juice, and i don't like pea juice, so I can't eat my peas."
3. Zach: "you know what i love most about cinnamon twists?" (big pause for added suspense) "they're good."
4. Jared: "I'm a bobblehead." (yeah, that's not really funny without the visual).
5. Hannah: "mom, i don't like the jonas brothers anymore." mom: "why not?" hannah: "because zach said it will break Ethan Piet's heart if i love the jonas brothers, and i don't want to break his heart."
5a. (a few minutes after #5) Hannah: "I will just love the jonas brothers when zach is not around."