Book of Jared- you speak Chinese?

So Jared is hilarious! That kid has his own point of view on how things work. He keeps saying stuff that makes me laugh and that I want to write down, but then I forget. SO I'm gonna start posting when he says something so at least I'll have it somewhere.

Here's today's:

My mom took us to get donuts after the kids' basketball games. The people who own the donut shop are oriental. Jared sees the lady and goes,

"Hi, do you speak Chinese?"

I about died! But then the lady says

"Yes, I speak Chinese." (i'm not sure if she actually does or was being funny)

So then Jared goes,

"But do you speak English, too?"

She says, "Yes."

Jared sighs with relief, "Good, I want that white cinnamon roll right there."

He was worried she wouldn't be able to understand which donut he wanted!

I'm sure there will be way more additions to the book of Jared. Im so thankful that he is my son- I love him so much!