Me: (apprehensively) why?
Jared: well, on SpiderMan 3 Peter Parker was married to Mary Jane but then he kissed Stacy...ON THE LIPS!
Me: Jared, I'm pretty sure Peter Parker was not married to Mary Jane
Jared: no, they were married- she was gonna marry someone who looked like Peter Parker, but then she didn't and ran to Peter Parker and they kissed...ON THE LIPS! So, they're married. So, spiderman shouldn't have kissed Stacy! BUT is it illegal?
Me: Well, it is not illegal to kiss someone else if you are just boyfriend and girlfriend, but it's really not nice and...
Jared: (interrupting) yeah, I guess it's not illegal, cuz they wouldn't want to put a superhero in jail! (walks away)
Me: (speechless- this kid cracks me up and boggles my mind at the same time with the way his brain works)
To be clear, I have not seen Spiderman 3 since it came out, so I'm not sure about the plot points he is talking about :) But he watched it the other day with Granddad
Also, I again justified to myself why PG13 movies are rated thus and our younger children should not watch them (ahem...Kerry)!
And- I do realize that I let Jared think that it is illegal to kiss someone else if you are married. But I am fine with him thinking that, because by golly it should be! hee hee
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Lol... I agree... make it illegal to kiss someone else when you're married.
Heaven was just asking about step-kids. I totally avoided the subject of divorce as best I could. I love that my kids have no concept of it, and I hope to keep it that way as long as possible.
Oy! Parenting is not for cowards... or the uncreative! lol
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